When Your Favorite Resident Leaves
Q: Why aren't books waterproof? A: Obama: I'm...
barackobama: feathersmcstrange: polished-trophy-pretty-whore: stuckwithharrypottertilltheend: sneadly: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF. IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS. I’m working on it
happilyconcealed: nosleepjustcoffee: laugh-addict: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’ Who do you believe? THE ULTIMATE SATAN POST OMG
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allonsyforever: Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure! Just taking attendance! Gryffindor click here Slytherin x Hufflepuff x
You must be an angel,
ilearnedthatonefromthepizzaman: sofilledwithfeeling: petrichorlove: doctorwho: mcgoats: papercranes-paperplanes: barthvader: because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face. most flawless pickup line ever I’m not ashamed to admit that this would work on me
Things My OChem Prof Has Taught Us to Make
This is a brief list of the many, many things I have learned how to make while in this class: 1. LSD (technically all but one step) 2. TNT 3. Mace 4. Tear Gas 5. Meth 6. Heroine 7. A date rape drug 8. DEET 9. Several different anti-depressants including Zyban 10. Tamiflu 11. Lidocaine
0riginalunoriginality: attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this Yes.
Things I would do if I owned a time machine:
1. Go to a Beatles concert. 2. Go experience ancient rome. 3. Disappear from the current times and go live in the 20s for a couple years.
ghosthostess: you know what’s fucked up? what’s on my tv looks exactly like the scenes we all watched last night in the catching fire trailer, with the riots and the injuries and the chaos. that shit isn’t just hollywood magic, it’s real life. and that scares me.
Dear tour groups (especially the parents), Don’t act all pissed off when you come to the most populated dining hall at noon, have to wait in line for both your food and to get into the dining hall, take the last open table, and literally walk into students because you aren’t paying attention. You could be the student that has classes all day and only 20 mins to get there, through...