What if I told you that mozzarella sticks never had to end? That for $10, you could eat for free (for $10) for the rest of your natural life? That there exists a spot in the space-time continuum in which it is always Friday? That there are free refills on all Slushes™ excluding Red Bull® branded items?
This is a god damn masterpiece in storytelling.
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
we need some new and more powerful swears
the elder swear
the most accurate picture of the retail industry
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.
This is fantastic. I really needed it today.
Hahah omg she’s such a dork I love it(: